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Welcome to my life

THis is a story of my life, my writing, music, manga, and games. i MIGHT also butter it up with a preveiw of Some of my works and some random crap thrown in there for kicks

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...continued INSTANTLY ...any guy more than a heist, would love to have a MONKEY! yknow everybody looks in awe and there is this ONE anti-monkey person. they are a monkey EXPERT they say "no you do NOT want a monkey. they are disgusting. they poo in their hand and TOSS IT. the fart and its not all dancing with toothbrushes" yeah but thats why i friggin' WANT ONE! and wouldnt it be awesome to train a monkey to fight. yknow dress it up in armor give it a sword, and have FIGHTS with it. how punked would you be to know that there is a monkey in your house that you are gonna BATTLE! when its late at night when you drive home you go and say monkey are you home? where are you? and he says in a high pitched squeal "RAWHR! IM IN THE CLOSET! RRMMHW!" and i think HOLY DAMN DID HE JUST TALK? "YEAH I TRAIND MYSELF TO TALK!" and back to the heist. i say this, WHERE IS THE VAN!? you find the van and there is the monkey DRIVING THE GOSH DAMN VAN!