So there is this dolphin statue in the park near my house. For many years I climbed on that dolphin and thought that this simple piece of stone was the best thing ever made! Today I was bored so I went to the park and sat on the dolphin tail. Thats when I noticed it. This is a real dolphin! It is dead and cased in stone, but real none the less!
It has no blow hole. That is why it died. It died of freaking suffocation people! The poor baby mammal had no blow hole! After it died it washed up on shore and scientists took it to find cause of death. After they realized the poor thing suffocated, they gouged out the eyes! Don't ask me why, but they did. Know how I know? It has no eyes! Just two hollow holes! And they took two samples from the tail. When they were done they cased it in stone and now it sits in a childrens park rotting in a man made sickening case! That would explain the stench when I walk home.......
Just for you retarded people who think this theory is real, it isnt. Just a plain ol stone dolphin with no blow hole......
 Dragonmaster1251 · Tue Sep 18, 2007 @ 05:52am · 2 Comments |
