SCREW HIM! OR HER!!!!
Seriously. I decided to grow a stomach today. Some little snot cursed me, saying I needed to grow some guts. So I did. I've come to the conclusion that the human stomach is a horriable, horriable thing.
I experienced a stomach bug. I spewed forth the contents of my human food storage into the nearest waste depositary. I believe you mortals call them toliets. Anyway, I them managed to some how begin to spew forth from the opposite end of my body as well....Not pleasent.
I spent the rest of the night constantly throwing up into a bucket while sitting on the toliet. I've learnt a very valuable lesson from this experience however... I will strife to use stomach focused diseases in the future.
...I also am under the opinion that I have now taken up the mantle of "The Personification of Vomit" due to this little stint. It's simply another reason to kill herakles...and don't say he hasn't anything to do with this...CAUSE HE DOES YOU KNOW!!!!
Note to reader: Any spelling mistakes are due to the author recovering from the sickness. The stomach bug is catching and this scribe has caught it. What a waste...
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