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MONEY ranks with LOVE as man's greatest source of JOY; MONEY ranks with DEATH as man's greatest source of ANXIETY.

It's good to have money, and the things that money can buy. It's good, too, to check up once in a while, and be sure you haven't lost the THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY:

1. MONEY can buy BOOKS but not BRAINS

2. MONEY can buy a BED but not SLEEP

3. MONEY can buy FOOD but not APPETITE

4. MONEY can buy FINERY but not BEAUTY

5. MONEY can buy a HOUSE but not a HOME

6. MONEY can buy MEDICINE but not HEALTH

7. MONEY can buy LUXURIES but not CULTURE

8. MONEY can buy AMUSEMENT but not HAPPINESS

9. MONEY can buy COMPANIONS but not FRIENDS

10. MONEY can buy FLATTERY but not RESPECT