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Awright here we have the review of Transformers: The Game

This game is.... eh

In comparison to other movie-based videogames, this game is pretty good. Not like Spider-Man 2 good but, still pretty good.

In comparison to other games, this game is almost identical to Destroy All Humans!
Alright well, you can play as either the Autobots or the Decepticons.
I would suggest playing as a Decepticon, because the Autobots don't want you to destroy stuff xd
So you can transform, drive, fly, destroy, and fight
Flying is severely awkward. Playing as a jet, you must use the right analog stick to control your altitude.....
Playing as the helicopter is alright, until you get to the city, where for some reason, you can get higher in your robot form than you can in the chopper form. Your flight is uhm.... stupid. You cannot shoot at something bellow you without flying downwards. Also, it appears the top part of the tall buildings is indestructible. Seriously, I've thrown everything I've got at them, they won't blow up. The major difference between this game, and Destroy All Humans! is, you can't actually destroy any humans. You can only blow up their vehicles. If you shoot at the humans that run out, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN WHATSOEVER. Playing as a car is kinda fun. The handling is... unrealistic. The cars turn strangley.... like they have an odd turning radius. They have an awesome speed though.

Graphically, this game is beautiful. It's doing things I didn't even know PS2 was capable of. What with all the explosions and transformations and all that neat stuff

THE GREATEST PART OF THIS GAME IS
Being able to destroy things much smaller than you. I mean, playing as helicopter dude, and fighting those tiny lil Autobots, tryin to kill you but they can't because they're so stupid and pathetic.

I would not suggest you buy this game, as I didn't buy it, but you might want to rent it. If you loved Destroy All Humans! then uh.... alright then
It plays like Destroy All Humans! only glitchier, and it has better graphics, and the framerate doesn't screw up as much.