Yesterday, I was spending a lovely evening on Gaia, when my little sister came up to me with a strange request...
She wanted me to lace up her new leather work boots, but not on her feet. She wanted me to lace them onto her hands...
Yes! She had her hands in her boots, and she wanted me to lace them for her!!!
At first I was like, "Um...no..." Then she whispered, "Mom says she'll give me two dollars if you do it..." And, somehow, that was enough to persuade me...
Of course, I took the time to lace the boots as tightly as possible, just because. Then, when I was done, my sister wandered off...
A few minutes later, my dad came out after waking up from his afternoon nap, and my little sister casually walked by him, with her boots still fastened to her hands...
I'm telling you, the look on my dad's face was absolutely priceless!!! (He was half-awake, after all!!!)
Anyways, I started laughing, because now my sister was lying on the floor, trying to make a sexy pose (my dad was still trying to process the whole situation) and it looked so strange! I mean, the boots on her hands were too much!!!
Of course, by this time, I was laughing so hard that, not only was I crying, but I was on the verge of peeing my pants! But, after ten minutes or so, I was finally able to get a hold of myself...
Though, my dad is still probably wondering what possessed my sister to want to have her boots tied to her hands. She is fourteen, after all...
rofl
In other, entirely non-related news...
My other sister (she's eighteen) is so upset with the whole dating scene. It seems like every guy she goes out with has no real interest in her--they just want her body, if you know what I mean--she doesn't want that sort of interaction yet. So, she's taken on an entirely new dating strategy, which I find incredibly amusing. She told a guy (she met him on MySpace) that she has six toes on each foot--they're going on a date tonight...
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After work today, I happened to drive by a brand new (at least, it looked new) banana-yellow Honda that had a smashed hood. Now, the first thought that came to my mind was, "Wow...it's a shame that someone managed to wreck their new car..." But then, as I passed by it, I saw that someone had written something on the hood...
It said, "Deer Slayer".
Despite being morbid humor, seeing that car totally made my day... xd
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