Yeah. When I was dating my ex-girlfriend, Vicky, I asked her to this really fancy place. I waited there for two hours. And she never showed up. So the next night she calls me and said that her mom (who she still lived with at the time) died. So I went over to her house and her "mom" was there. So I looked like a total idiot and had a whole speech memorized saying how sorry I felt for her. So I talked to her outside and asked why her mom was still there. She said she said her grand mom was the one who died. So I bought her some flowers. And apologized to her. So I make another reservation for us at the same fancy restraunt. She stood me up again. She calls the next night and says she couldn't make it because she had to baby-sit her cousins that are still over at her house. So she couldn't go anywhere that night. So I thout I would surprise her by going over to her house and meeting her cousins and help her baby-sit. So I knocked on her door and no one answered. So I climbed up her house to go to her window. I knocked on the window. So she opens it and I hear a sneeze she said it was her little cousin. Then this naked 20 year old man walks out of her bathroom. She said it's not what it looks like. So I just said a simple "whatever." The next day I go over to her house and give her six hundred dollars and told her "all that money is the same amount a spent on you at that restraunt." And then I said "It's all two nights you missed out on. So maybe you can take your 'little cousin' to the three hundred dollar restraunt. Have fun." And then I left. And i'm not so sure why I told all the people who are going to read it. But now I'm happy that's off my chest and Vicky the b***h is off my mind. Yeah.
Reonityuto2 · Mon Jun 13, 2005 @ 10:01pm · 1 Comments |