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A few days ago, i heard a joke in math class. I swear it was the funniest joke ive ever heard. You have to read it all to understand it.
Once there was a little boy who was just starting Kindergarden.
His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a ping pong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
The next year, the son was in 1st Grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a pingpong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
The next year, the son was in 2nd Grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a ping pong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
The next year, the son was in 3rd Grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a ping pong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
The next year, the son was in 4th Grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a pingpong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
The next year, the son was in 5th Grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a ping pong ball". So, the dad gave him a ping pong ball.
Finally, the son made it to Middle school.
His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a box of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a box of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 7th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a box of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a box of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 7th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a box of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a box of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 8th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a box of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a box of ping pong balls.
Finally, the son was in High School. His dad was curious as to why he wanted the ping pong balls. "I can get you a car, i can pay for college, i can get you whatever you want! Why do you want these ping pong balls?"
"I cant tell you yet, dad..." the son replies.
The next year, the son was in 8th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a room full of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a room full of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 10th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a room full of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a room full of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 11th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a room full of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a room full of ping pong balls.
The next year, the son was in 12th grade. His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want a room full of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him a room full of ping pong balls.
Finally, the son is in college.
His dad told him "Son, if you can get all A's and do everything good, I'll get you whatever you want!". So the son agrees, gets all A's, and does everything good. He goes to his dad and says "I want 10 room fulls of ping pong balls". So, the dad gave him 10 room fulls of ping pong balls.
The son is finally a dad. The sons dad tells him "you know, i can pay for your kid, i can pay for your wedding, WHY DO YOU WANT ALL OF THESE PINGPONG BALLS??"
"Dad, ill tell you when Im ready" the son replies.
3 years later, the son gets in a car accident.
In the hospital, the son is seconds away from death.
"Son, now is your chance! Now you can tell me why you wanted all those pingpong balls!"
Then, he died.
 Chastler · Tue Nov 13, 2007 @ 12:37am · 0 Comments |
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