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Come with me, fell my GAY!

As tina and gat were walking through thumpy thump forest (now approximatly 25.648 kilometers away.) A sudden shadow loomed then with the shock of a thousand lightning bolts. Gat saw it, OH MY f*&^ing gosh, IT'S BRITTNEY SPEARS AND HER ARMY OF DROPED BABY'S!!!! Tina turned on her blackanese side and started fireing. Gat jumped to the side and started firing arrows. Then he dug under ground. Meanwhile tina was getting pelted with baby seats and unbuckled seat belts. Then gat flew from the ground and punched brittney. YOU ARE TO POWERFUL SCREAMED THE BRITTNEYSAURUS. Then she reached in her giant "THANG" and brought out trimmers and cut off all of her hair. "HIT THEM BABYS ONE, MORE, TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!! She was spitting fire everywhere dented babys were pelting tina and gat. Then gat remembered the bag he opened it, just for one second, one teeny weeny second. And angels sung. And out of the hights of heaven came....CHUCK NORRIS!!!! Hi I am your guardian and genie CHUCK "the genie" NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS norris norris (echoing effect.) Help us chuck norris said tina fine. THEN at the speed of light chuck nailed her in the face and "POOF"! she was gone and so was every single baby, except for a heart of one of them. It then sunk into the ground and the brittneysaurus was gone. Hey gat how did you go underground that was kinda cool oh, my mom was a garden nome. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

MILES AWAY (2.783 killimeters)

That heart of one of brittneys baby's wasn't totally gone, no infact it gave life to an old being. The Hasselmantis.