NEWS FLASH:
Is Santa on steroids?
Here's the story:
He's with you when you're sleeping!
He'll shoot you if you're awake!
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good or your life's at stake!
What's becoming of our "Loving Santa"?
Well, according to recent studies, Santa is on, what he claims, "Candy Canes", or "Steroids".
What our studies show is that he orders them in from the Black Market of the North Pole, then melts them down into a sugary drink. Next he adds a few ounces of steroids, crack and beer! He gives the drink to all of his elves (How could they make all of those toys in one year??) and to his reindeer (How the hell could they make that flight so ********' fast???). That also proves how Rouldoph's nose became red and started glowing. It is clear that Rouldoph had a little too much of that drink that night, folks!
This has been a news report curtusy of Emberstar_FireClan (Luna)
Emberstar_FireClan Community Member 
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