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this is just a list of awesome sayings that i found online and movies and crap and wrote here so i wont forget:
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Ninjas ninja
Taijutsu: the ability to screw with ones body
Genjutsu: the ability to screw with ones mind
Ninjutsu: the ability to screw with reality
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Lemons
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
When life hands you lemons, be like Andy Milnocis(sp?) and make beef stew.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and laugh as the world wonders how you did it.
When life hands you lemons, stuff em in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.
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SquarePants
Remember, licking door knobs are illegal on other planets.+
You'll never guess what i found in my sock today; go ahead guess!+
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was number 1!- Spongebob Squarepants
If we were meant to fly, we'd have propellors on our heads or jet engines on our backs.+
Don't run for a bus; espiscally going up at a 90 degree angle!- Grandpa Squarepants.
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Fractions
4/5 voices in my head say GO FOR IT!!
5/4 people have trouble with fractions.
4/5 voices in my head say kill you.
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Kinds of people
There are two kinds of people in the world: good people and evil people. Unless you count crazy people, who could be either good or bad...no...wait...wait- Meat Loaf
There are 3 kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who cant.
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Comedians blaugh
Git R Done!- Larry the Cable Guy
You because of every syndrome and disorder weve created, the LA Times reported that 63% of American families are consider disfunctional, my God! Thats means were the majority! WERE normal! Its the people with the mommy and the daddy, the brother, the sister, the littlem white picket fence, THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE FREAKS, MAN!- Christopher Titus
Here's your sign...- Bill Engvall
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Warning! wahmbulance
Don't look, only touch it.
*reads* Do ... *thinking* Yes i can disturb him! *reads* Not... *thinks* Damn!
Whatever you do, don't touch it. HA! YOU TOUCHED IT!
Thou shalt not disturb.
In case of emergency, do not break glass.
In case of emergency, break glass. In case of glass, wear boots.
In case of Vampire. Attack break glass. *glass shatters* Well that was fun!- Billy
Warning!... Wait I dont know...
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Religuos
And God said to them, "Oh, No thou didnst!"
Merry Chirstmas to all, and to all Shut the hell up.- Peter Griffin
Merry Chirstmas to all, and to all a good fright!
I've got the body of a God! Too bad its Buddha...
For peace go just passed Zen, and you'll stop at Heaven. If you hit Nirvana you've taken a wrong turn.
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GIR!! mrgreen
Im Dancing like a monkey!
Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?! Gir: I made it my self!
Im gonna roll around the floor a little bit, k?
Guess who made waffles!
Im gonna sing the doom song!
But i need tacos! if i do not eat them i will explode! this happens to me some times...
Zim: Gir? But what does the G stand for? Gir: I dont know...
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CHEESE!!
Im' a cowboy. Heres my horse! Badadump Badadump Badadump POW POW POW Badadump Badadump BAAAAH Badadump Badadump Badadump BRAAAAH!
No, Im only screwing the wheels!
I like fishy crackers!
I like chocolate milk!
I like cereal!
I have ringworm!
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Nightmare before Chirstmas
Jack: What's This?
Jack (duh): I'm Jack, the Pumpkin King!
Oogie Boogie: This may be the last time that you hear the Boogie Song!
Sally: Oh, Jack I know how you feel.
Mayor: How Horrible Our Chirstmas will be! Jack: No! How jolly!
L, S, and B: Lock! Shock! Barrel!
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