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One day,our 2 boys were playing soccer.As soon as they realized,something was wrong.
Mac:-running to James-James,why the hell are you stopping?Damn it,lets play!
James:Hm...something's wrong....-throw soccer ball at Mac's stomach-
******** the hell-?
James:Mac doesn't cuss that much.And i know that Mac said he was going for a drink at the bar outside.Well,he doesn't drink either,but he drinks soda there.And i know he does.I've seen him,so don't try to fool me here.
Mac:-transforms back into Mary-DAMN!YOU WON'T GET AWAY!
James:That b*****d...she couldn't fake for long.
As soon as Mary was running across to her acre,Mac was coming back with his Sprite in his hand,which was not yet opened.
Mac:-shakes and goes up to James-Open this for me please.
James:Ok...-gets splattered-AUGH!You a*****e,why did you do that?
Mac:Like you would care.(lol,)
James:Why the hell.Hm,doesn't something seem wrong to you.Yea,i see it...somewhere...hmm.
Mac:What what what what!
James:No,i know you are the real one.
Mac:-takes out pocket knife-WELL YOU ARE WRONG!
James:-ducks and goes around Mac and trips him with his leg-Damn,you are pretty spoiled.Why not stop it Carrie?
Mac:-transforms back into Carrie-Damn,how do you know so much?
James:-puts foot on Carrie's head-Just shut up,and get the hell out.
Carrie:-runs away-
Why is this happening to James?Where is Mac?Let's continue..
Mac:Oh crap,why the heck is James running around looking for fakes again?
Chef:He maybe is keeping an eye out for intruders?
Mac:Yea,but why the hell did he try to---
Chef:AP AP AP!!!Stop cussing.It isn't good.
Mac:But chef!Why?
Chef:Well,um...I got no reason,Mama mia.
Mac:Augh,see you later chef.I'll get James,and when we come back,we will be hungry.
Chef:See ya!(Mama mia,why did i say that!I could of shut my face up!Damn!)
James:Hmph,it took you long enough.Do you know how much income we have now?More than 100 quintrillion.
Mac:You're kidding!Yea right,stop lying!
James:Nope,i'm not.
Mac:Stop blowing,and just shut up,i know you are lying.
James:No i'm not!
Mac:Ok then!Fine,whatever.
James:We will still be rich,and our interest rate is increasing by $1000 every day.
Mac:Niiiiice.
James:Yea,no one can disagree,yet,something still seems wrong.
Mac:What?
James:It isn't either of us.
Mac:Welll,you're....
James:-takes out__-
Mac:RIGHT!
James:-stops-Woah woah woah woah!What the heck?
Mac biggrin ude...I know who I am.And I know what is wrong.
James:So do I.
Mac And James:CHEF!!!
To be continued. burning_eyes