My old account was lost, *tear*, so I got a new one. I found that joke I always was trying to tell people!! (This site is SOOOOOO funny!! KingdomOfLoathing.com Check it out sometime!)
As you round a bend in a corridor in Noob Cave, you encounter an angry-looking ogre standing next to a pile of skulls. One at a time, he picks up the skulls and cracks them with a hammer, before throwing them back into the pile.
All of a sudden, he turns in your direction, grunting "What's that ruckus?" You briefly consider asking him to describe the ruckus, but decide instead that discretion is the better part of not getting your skull cracked. You climb up through the acoustical tiling and start making your way back toward the entrance of the cave.
On the way, you start making up a joke about a cave with acoustical tiling, but you don't quite make it to the punchline before you lose interest.
You pat yourself on the back for having made such a smooth escape.
lol, right?
Edit: OMG!! I had forgotten how crappy at fighting you are as noob!! GEEEZ!!! I can't believe I got beaten up by a Bar!!
You are attacked by a bar. Yup. I reckon there's a lot of bar in these here woods. Boy howdy
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