Ok, Shizankoff had claimed to be the father of my watermelons, but I figured out who it was. I would also like to poing out that Entity and Lycopene were my 2nd and 3rd children. My first was a bowl of chocolate pudding I had by my late boyfriend Chocopud, who was a tub of chocolate pudding. I didn't bother to name him as he was quickly devoured. And the father of my watermelons is, ...
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Geoffrey.
For those who don't know, Geoffrey is a big shiny pillow shaped like a roll of sweet tarts. He confessed that he had known all along these were his daughters. Now, we're going to get married and make lots of little half-pillow mutant babies. Today Geoffrey was lucky, my sister gave him a lapdance, and I rode him like a horse. He seemed to enjoy both.
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I've been caught reading your journal! AHH! *runs away*