> A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
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> He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
> "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
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> The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
> "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
> "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
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> "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?
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