What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it?
-- First, I would use it to pay for college. Then buy a house, and then give what ever is left to the nearby theatre company. Then demand they let me work for them.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
-- I would not be surprised in the least.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
-- Curl up in a closet and most likely die due to smoke inhilation. I'll take my chances with the fire before I get near a tornado.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
-- Wake up.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
-- Um. It'd probably be someone from the Ace Attorney games, so I'd probably follow them around. Everywhere.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
-- Let him have it. He's on fire, he needs it more than I do.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
-- Bone. Yum, they're crunchy.
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
-- I'd start finding a way off that island, regardless of whether or not they have a p***s or v****a.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you bit into a bagel and-- I'd continue eating it. Protein.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
-- My school will never burn down. Trust me, enough people have tried.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
-- Hang up the phone and walk away.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
-- Well, if I were dead, I wouldn't wake up, now would I?
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
-- I'd name it Slusho and hug it every night, then go to sleep. Night night, Slusho.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
-- I'd throw myself down a flight of stairs. Then I'd wonder how it's possible for me to become pregnant, and when did I get a sibling?
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
-- I'd laugh and then die. Screw it.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
-- I'd laugh and walk away, naked. Then, probably try to find some clothing.