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one day it was a famly reunion and we went to a BBQ resturaunt to eat my cousins and I were just playing and pretending to smash the little plastic coffee cream cups but just my like my hand slipped when i did and the cup exploaded all over my body and here i was covoured in cream and a guy behing me tappes my shoulder, i turn around litterally covered in cream and looked at the man, he had a long mullet hair style and also had a mustache beard combo and he said to me, " eh buddy, u got cweam in mwey H..air... udont like dat mkay...you dont like dat...." and his mom who was about 70 years old from the looks of her said to her son, "JUST WYPE IT OFFFFF!!!! YA BABY" i said to the man in a gurgling voice (the cream was in my throught) yes sir it wont happen again