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first real entry
Welcome to Highschool
Dear Jane,
Hi, I'm a grade nine student from my local town's highschool. It's a big school... with alot of people. Lately I cut my hair short exactly like Raquel's. Every one adored Raquel's hair when she cut it. A week later, Stacey--her inseperable friend--got hair extensions and curls! That very same week, I cut my hair just like Raquel's!!
No one noticed my hair since! I have the money to get the extensions just like Stacey, but I promised I was going to get my face treated in a dermatologist to remove my acne! But I also want that same hair! What am I supposed to do?
Please and thank you in advance!
Loves,
Shelly, 14
Dear Shelly,
Thanks for writting to consult with me about this problem.
First of all, let me welcome you to Barbie World, also known as highschool. This is a place where everything is plastic! It's fantastic! Well, you have to pretend it's fantastic 'cuz everything else here is pretend. Oh my gosh! Look! It's a new pair of pretty skinny jeans, let's go get some!
Ahem, any ways, here is where everything is fake. Go ahead and sleep with that cute guy! He really loves you! Oh, woops, did you get pregnant before getting dumped? Oh, my bad.
My only advice is to be careful in changing your jeans with skinny jeans, your legs may dismantle.... oh and by the way, if you do go change everything like evryone: just be careful not to snap your head out too, ok?
Tootles,
Jane the Advicer
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