(Crowds cheer and screams as Light comes out and sit next me)
*Me* Hello Light
*Light* Hello Angel
*Me* So you have been voted this year as the sexiest man alive! How do you feel about that?
*Light* Well who can't deny it, I am hot!
(Crowds cheer again and dies down)
*Me* So I heard that you and Misa have finally hook up.
*Light* What? No! She is only a pawn for me to use to get close enough to L.
*Me* Really then why is it that I have this picture of you here.
(Points to the screen and there shows up pictures)
*Me* Or how about this picture?
*Light* That is not-
*Me* Or this?
*Light* Since when did I have angel wings?
*Me* Or even this?
*Light* WTF! SINCE WHEN DO I LOOK LIKE THAT!? THAT IS NOT ME
*Me*Oh save it for the judge.
*Light* THE OTHER ONES WERE FAKE AND THE LAST ONE ISN'T
ME!!!!!
*Me*I also heard that you were cheating on Misa with L. Now is that true?
*Light* What? No! I'm not gay!
*Me* Oh really, maybe you should look at the screen and see if this proves that your gay.
*Light* What the hell!?
*ME* You can say that again!
*Light* That isn't ME! I'M TELLING YOU I'm NOT GAY!
(Gets out of his sit and runs after me)
*Me* Well looks like I'm about out of time! See me next week! Bye! Good thing I took his death note book away from him before the show started! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
