Alright, I just rented this game like 3 hours ago, and I have been playing it for 3 hours...
This is the first time I've played a Devil May Cry game, so this review is completely unbiased. I do realize many people say this is the worst Devil May Cry game, but my friend says they're liars and that it's just as good as the others. Him being the kinda guy I normally trust, I believed him when I rented this game... this is how I felt about Devil May Cry 2
Ok, so it starts out with all this story telling about some guy named Sparda (I didn't mispell it, Capcom did) who killed off a bunch of demons, then had a son and ******** off. Then a cutscene comes up where a girl is killing a bunch of demons, and DANTE COMES IN AND KILLS THEM AND TRIES TO LOOK ALL AWESOME BECAUSE HE'S A SHOWOFFY b***h!!!!!!
-ahem- my apologies, I was just playing the game a little while ago, and if you can't tell, I wasn't impressed.
Basically, Dante has a one-track mind. You go arround killing millions of enemies with either your sword or your guns (which never run out of ammo confused ) and if you find a puzzle, it usually just involves hitting something that glows or floats... DOES THAT SOUND LIKE FUN TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!
If you answered yes, you're probably the kinda guy that thinks that "Halo iz duh bestestest EHF PEEH ESH in duh hole wurld" and you are therefore... dumb
THAT IS THE WHOLE GAME IN A NUTSHELL, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN PAST STAGE ******** FOUR!
IF YOU ENJOY DEVIL MAY CRY, YOU'RE A FANBOY.
'nuff said
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