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Lhia's Rules (more like Commandments) of Book-Borrowing

1. Thou shalt not borrow the book for more than two months, unless thee is a painfully slow reader.
2. Thou shalt not put paperback books in a backpack. It crinkles the front cover and leaves unsightly crease lines.
3. Thou shalt not loan the book to others when the book is in thine care.
4. Thou shalt not desecrate the book in any way, shape, or form.
5. Thou shalt not lose the book, even if it was merely left in math class for a few minutes and thee has to run back and get it.
6. Thou shalt not read the book while walking (it is for thine own safety as well as the book's).
7. Thou shalt not obsess to me like a fangirl about how hot the main male character is, because when you do that, I fear for thine sanity.
8. Thou shalt not scream in class upon arriving at the ending of the book- while you are supposed to be doing math work (It has happened).
9. Thou shalt not tell thine parents about the book, unless it has much harmless material.
10. Thou shalt not blame any of the aforementioned on me when it goes wrong for thee.

This one girl from my chorus has had my Princess Ai trilogy since December, and yesterday in the mail, I only got back books 2 and 3. Needless to say, I am pissed. Not at her, necessarily. I just feel like chucking my two remaining books across the state, hoping that they magically fly 25+ miles and hit her in the head.