- 1. Are you really actually a boy?
No, I'm actually a girl with a p***s and major identity crisis.
2. How many toes do you have?
I have ten toes.
3. Do you like pineapple?
Yes, because they look funny.
4. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
I would make snow warm, because it sucks that it's cold. And if it was warm, it'd be all cuddle-y and s**t.
5. Spiders; yay or nay?
Spiders are not yay or nay - they're ********!
6. If you were a pokemon, which would you be?
I would be Slowpoke, because nobody likes Slowpoke.
7. Do you know the Thriller dance?
No, but anyone who does is true epic.
8. Have you ever paid for sex?
No, I haven't.
9. If yes, can I have your number?
Don't steal my line. </3
10. Do you want to do the Time Warp?
Oh yes. Yes, I do. <3
11. Cupcakes or a regular sized cake?
Regular sized cake, I'm ******** greedy.
12. Family Guy or Futurama?
Family Guy, because I want to be Stewie's lover.
13. Do you kidnap babies in your spare time?
Yes. I kidnap and eat them with ketchup. I also have tea with Bigfoot sometimes.
14. Have you ever dreamed of being Godzilla?
No, I haven't. But when you mention it, it'd be rad.
15. Do you want to go to Japan?
I wont lie to you - I'd sell my body to go to Japan one more time.
16. Will you have my children?
Depends on how rad you are.
17. Then will you leave me?
Probably, because I'm a b***h.
18. Then get back with Waffles? redface
And yes, bby, I will bring waffles. redface
19. IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
BEN AND JERRY'S FOSSIL FUEL.
20. Would you make me a sammich?
:] No.
21. Why do I love you so much?
Because I'm rad.
22. Why are your avi wearing a skirt sometimes?
I secretly adore women's clothing. I'm such a borderline transvestite.
23. Marry me?
Yes.
24. May I touch your...you know?
Yes. Yes, you can.
25. What's the plural of goose?
Ducks.
26. What's the plural of moose?
Dicks.
27. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or is it Lust at first sight?
Lust at first sight. Love is a virus on your brain, and it takes time for it to get there.
28. What inspired you to name yourself ume x Origami Airplanes?
Ume [japanese for plum] is a screen name I've used for, like, ever. And my bfflz in lamexcore came up with Origami Airplanes.
29. If you could pick 3 gaians to come with you on a cruise, who would they be?
Deadly Sex Scenes, -Teh Chatterb0x Freakz0r- and Killah Kitsune.
30. What the ******** are SUPER PURPLE PINEAPPLE EPIC PHAIL FLUFFY DUCKSxCORE?
Now, wouldn't you like to know. mad
31. Where are my peanuts?
I sneaked into your room, watched you sleep and put them on your bed table.
32. Where do you like poking people? What places of the body?
That's a secret. ;D It's not PG-13 rated.
33. If you could pick only one color to eliminate off the face of the planet, what color would it be and why?
Eggshell white. Srsly, it has to be the stupidest color ever - I bet no one would miss it.
34. If quizzes are Quizzical, what are Tests?
They are.. testical. Which, happens to sound like testicle.
35. Why is it windy outside today?
Because God is mastrubating.
36. Why do you like Chocolate Chip Porn?
Because it sounds like Chocolate Child Porn.
37. How many of your body parts are belong to DSS?
He haven't claimed any of them yet.
38. If you were peanut butter what kind would you be?
That peanut butter with questionable sticky white in it.
39. Why is Blueberry Sorbet so awesome?
Because she's mine.
40. What's 2+2?
-89
41. Do you love me?
If you pay me, I'll love you.
42. Why aren't you one of my followers yet?
I don't follow people - people follow me.
43. Do you have woman parts?
Not last time I checked.
44. I'm CHUCK BASS?
No.
45. Why do people suck?
They're gay. Literally.
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
As many licks as roads a man must walk down, before you can him a man.
47. What is the meaning of life?
Vodka.
48. Which came first: Willy Wonka or Wonka candy?
Wonka candy, if it's shaped like an egg. And if Willy Wonka is wearing a feather hat. ..wait, what.
49. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I would buy one from Sainsburys then blow it up and laugh.
50. What do you put on your face to make it so stunning?
L'Oreal - because I'm worth it.
51. If a van drove up to you while you were walking down the street and the driver offered free puppies or candy, which would convince you to get in the van?
Do you mean there's a difference? gonk
52. Coke or Pepsi?
Neither, jolt cola.
53. Why do you tell everyone that I'll never get laid?
Because I want you to myself.
54. IF YOU WERE TO SAVE AWKWARD FLAGELLA OR A ONE LEGGED CAT FROM A FIRE, WHO WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH?
Threesome. 4laugh
55. Why are you screaming at the TV again?
It started screaming. Oh s**t, wait, no, it was only showing Rachel Ray.
56. How often do you masterbate?
I believe it's spelled "masturbate".
57. What do you think would be more fun; throwing a brick at a glass house, or throwing an M-80 into a culvert?
I would say both. In the same time. While riding a pony.
58. Do you like apples?
Yes. Yes, I do.
59. If you could boil a egg, how would you burn that egg?
It's not a matter of burning, rather exploding.
60. How big is your d*ck?
12 inches.
61. QUICK! WHAT COLOUR IS MY UNDERWEAR?!
I don't know, but it has my face on it.
62. 1, 3, or 12?
12. Like my p***s.
63. Can you come here, to Berlin?
If you pay.
64. What was the name of the serial killer clown?
Bob.
65. What languages do you speak! Apart from the obvious.
Swedish and a little japanese. 3nodding
66. Chocolate or Strawberry milk?
Chocolate. 4laugh
67. Do you prefer using electric pencil sharpeners of the hand sharpeners?
I've never used an electric, so hand sharpeners.
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