An' I says, "Gurl, you betta get'cho a** down dere and work yo mojo", an' she all like, "LUCY JAMES WHIPLASH!!! YOU MIND YO OWN BIZZNESS b***h! He got a ton of them otha girls! Let 'dem do da work!!" Well let me tell you somethin'. That rich politician came lookin' for her. An' she ain't here!!! Damn b***h.
Oh shizzum, word? Gambino came lookin fo his favoriate ho? and dabish wasnt on her corna? OOOOOhooohooo.. I don care if i gotz A million hoes, b***h I WAN MUH MONEY! Daddy needs ta get PAAAAIIIIIID! Shiiiit, I was abouts to use that money to get spinners put on muh teef. Yo, you find dat ho and get me muh god damn money ya hurd? CAN I GET A WITNESSSSS?!!!! Shiiiiit
OH Hold up. HOLD UP! don't SASS me, ok? yeah, well, dem spinners can wait. You got so much gold in yo' mouth it look like you ate a goddamn treasure chest. Shawniqua sed she left town to visit her sick muther. Mutha mah a**. You know what I think she doin'? Prolly runnin' around with that JARELL again. ******** keep travelin' outta town and Shawniqua wanna come with.
Baby, you know im tru, don sweat it, JAAArell can't leave town,he jsut got off probation two dayz ago. s**t all I gotsta do is call is paroll officer. Shawniqua will have me my god damn money ya hurd me? she will HAAAVe muh god dam money! Damn daddy all riled up now. Shits even worse than baby momma drama... Which ramiinds me. i gots ta lay low for A couple days baby, I owe child saport ta Sholanda, Rakesha, Shareese, Ebony, Patreka, Yalissa, Sha-nay-NAY, Nesse, Rayquan, an Betty.
DON'T FORGET ME, ********!!! >(
"Baby, didnt I just get you dat fur koat at wal-mart? Shiit.."
an' wut about Mishkwani, huh?
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