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When your climbing on a ladder and you hear something splatter diarrhrea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:21:00 No.74071260

When you're chatting on the phone and you fill your pants with foam, diarrhea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:22:01 No.74071365

when you're climbing on a fence and you feel something intense, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:22:39 No.74071413

When you're riding on your bike and your stop being white, diarrhea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:23:24 No.74071481

when you're playin mario kart and you gotta go fart diarrhea, diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:23:54 No.74071522

when you're sitting on the pot and you feel something hot; diarrhea, diarrhea


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:24:34 No.74071583

WHEN YOU'RE JUMPING ALL OVER THE WORLD AND...

DIGGITY DIGGITY

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:24:39 No.74071592

When you're talking to a girl and your a** begins to hurl, diarrhea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:25:17 No.74071645

when you're climbing up a tree, and it trickles down your knee...

AIDS

>> !bgREVLN8FU 06/22/08(Sun)04:25:43 No.74071678

When you're surfing for CP,
And you soften up your seat,
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:26:22 No.74071737

When you're sittin in a Chevy and you're feeling something heavy diarrhea, diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:26:32 No.74071757

When you're playing Halo 2 and you feel a slimy poo, diarrhea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:27:04 No.74071799

When you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst! Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd! Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam! Diarrhea, diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:27:37 No.74071845

when you take off all your clothes and you PUT YOUR p***s IN HER v****a

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:06 No.74071875

When you're dancing in a club and your pants begin to blub, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:09 No.74071883

When you're sitting on a comet and you know you gotta vomit vomitrea, vomitrea

I know that's stupid as s**t, but me and my friends found it hilarious in the 2nd grade

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:11 No.74071888

I was climbing in the attic and it came out automatic diarrhea diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:20 No.74071900

When you're gettin' raped and you feel something escape diarrhrea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:21 No.74071901

When you're standin' in the shower, and you smell somethin sour, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:28:35 No.74071918

When youre walking to the chippy and you feel something slippy diarrhea, diarrhea

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:29:38 No.74072009

If you a** smells more than ripe and there is no TP to wipe, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:29:39 No.74072011

it's the 3rd grade all over again

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:29:55 No.74072035

When you're looking at the sky and your a*****e begins to cry, diarrhea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:31:32 No.74072203

when your standing in an alley and you rape an underage girl that looks like she could be older but was actually only like 12 and so you get caught and go to court and try and defend yourself but you know its definitely going anywhere and you realize your about to be put away so you decide to an hero and just after you s**t everywhere cus you can't control your bowls, diarrhea, diarrhea.


>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:32:13 No.74072277

When you're on a date and you feel a little weight diarrhrea, diarrhea.
When you're standing over a baby naked and you s**t on it diarrhrea, diarrhea.

>> Anonymous 06/22/08(Sun)04:34:51 No.74072541

hahaa this makes me happy i can control my bowel movement
SELF CONTROL FOOLS


HAHAHAHA /b/ you made my day ;D so did emma.

i love emma and we are going to escape the fate togetherrrrr HEHE YAY!

plus, workplacment. ******** ME DEAD i hated it finally is ******** over. ******** that b*****d is a bad influence. im not going to go into it just yet but god that place makes me RAGE!

anyways big brother is on and its funny. hahaha