Hi. I'm Andy Mullane. You know, make-up artist to that world-famous Zurg. Yeah, Fabio. He's something else all right. I don't care to tell you my age, just know that I can drink.
Groupie? Yeah, I've heard that before. You're so, like, original. Oh my God. Please. Yes I'm into rock, yes I was engaged to Daniel Hoffman, no I won't tell you any details about our relationship.
My childhood? I can tell you that. I grew up in Barton with my dad. My mom, too, in a way--she was seldom home and we don't talk about her any more. During the invasion of '06, she ran away with a Zurg. Nope, haven't heard from her since. No, don't care to know how she's doing.
Right, my childhood. I was always a tomboy. I played baseball in the church parking lot in grass-stained jeans and T-shirts. In middle school, I joined the Barton girls' softball team and became team captain. Durem and Aekea always beat the hell out of us, but that's all right, because after the game I always beat the hell out of their team captains.
I live in Aekea now. Dad recently got evicted from our old house, and he's moved into my apartment. He brought Yippy, horror from my childhood. As a Mochi, Yippy's barely a foot tall and I could kick him clear across the house if I wanted--that is, if I knew there would be no repercussions--but his bark is as easy on the ears as a Grombie cracking open someone's skull.
Anyway, I have two pets of my own. Michi, my beloved KiKi, is the first. She's going on four years old. My new pet is a recent acquisition off the black market. He came with the name "Langer," but that has unwelcome associations that I won't take the time to tell you if you're fortunate enough not to know them. His name is Sir Francis Drake now.
That's all you need to know. Modeling? Yes, I had a short stint in modeling. I don't really want to talk about that.
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Life Off the Runway - DO NOT READ
My life as a make-up artist and failed model
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