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Edmundology Part 1
Quotes from SeraCallist, the pastor of Edmund's Sexy Party...
Some come along with stuff that needs to be added.
I also took in some stuff that I think deserved to be mentioned.


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Otama
hmm...
i think he is a good seller....

SeraCallist
Oh young one, you have much to learn.
The Edmund is more than just a "seller,"
Aye, he is very much the poster-boy for a better Gaian way of life!

One that is more sophisitated, more debonior, more classy.
To treat others with the proper level of destain veiled by manners,
To show intelligence when faced with hard decisions,
To pursue the pleasures in life,
To appreicate good things, such as the fairer sex,
To dress sharply yet wield a sharper blade in wit and metal.

Noble, Honourable, Smexy: This is the Edmund way.


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SeraCallist
...and now, a reading from the Book of Edmund, chapter eight, starting with verse three:

"...and Edmund did kicketh the vampire's a**, and spat upon their bloody undead corpse. After he did sheath his sword, he returned to his home to wash clean of the gore that sullied his handsome visage. Upon entry to his home, having disrobed and cover'd himself with a towel, he found that his enlarged bathtub was filled with lovely women of every shape, size, and in some cases, speices. To wit Edmund doth exclaim, 'Why I had all but forgotten that it was 'Bathtime Thursday' with my Sexy Party!'
And the harem did grin, and much splashing ensued........."

This ends the reading.

Now it is time for dancey-dancey.


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SeraCallist
....I think it is time to partake of the Edmunious meal of tea and biscuits, after which the sermon: "Edmund was wounded for Ian's transgressions" will take place.
Then turn to page 517 for the hymn "The Masque is not the only hero."


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SeraCallist
WWED?
What Would Edmund Do?
-Sparta kick fools
-Drink tea
-Flirt
-Read
-Run shop
-Open shirt dramatically without touching the buttons
-Have a drink with Leon and Logan
-Whip out his... sword! (you dirty minded people)
-Scold Rufus
-Create cure for anything
-Have Sexy Party
-Drink tea
-Experiment
-Advise Johnny
-Do laundry
-Sell fine clothing
-Sleep? (Sure he has pajamas, but when does Edmund sleep?)


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T h e s t e p H
Oi, and I just noticed something odd with my signature. Is Mr. President showing up for anyone else?

Lucca Ashtear
Gaia has temporarily converted all images except those on Photobucket to links, because some 420chan people are scamming people by posting password-protected images. When one of those images loads, it brings up a Javascript "Enter password" window, and a lot of people were falling for it. They said they'll get images fixed again by Monday, but of course, it might be a little longer than that, being as it's Gaia we're talking about.

SeraCallist
I think it is time to look to the good book for guidence...

book of Edmund, chapter six, verses nine and following:

"...and after he bade the salon a found farewell, Edmund dideth walk back to his shop, logging on to his computer. Upon this entry, he did find that a great evil had come upon his beloved website, demons who followed the Way of the Hack. The hack-ers did taketh away the words of pass from many innocents, which makeths the grunnies cry.
The Powers that be could only block all images of link, rather than risk the entrance of more hacks, yet this kept the good, like Nixon, from access to the people as well.
And the people did cry out and sigh, and Edmund heard their voices.
Edmund did smite the hackers, and smote them again and again, until their motherboards did burn with the fires of Edmund's wrath.
And the people did praise, and Edmund did grin, and much celebration ensued, followed by Edmund returning home to rest and recover, only to remember that it was 'Pillow Fight and Much Smoochings Saturday' with his Sexy Party.
Edmund did but grin all the more."

This ends our reading,
And Now it is time for Dancey-Dancey.


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T h e s t e p H
If you haven't seen the pictures Senshi-chan took, here's the photobucket account. You can see all the goodies there.

7luvlysins22
............That picture would have been fine with out Moira ruining it.

*twitches* I will never believe in that teenage mary sue pairing, ever.

Caden Blue
That picture would be way better if they edited out Moira rofl

Moira/Louie is such a lame pairing too.

7luvlysins22
Lame does not begin to speak of the fail that couple is. Really. stare

Prince Haijin
Caden Blue
That picture would be way better if they edited out Moira rofl

Moira/Louie is such a lame pairing too.


Ja, it's true. At least, the way canon has Moira/Louie is super lame. I think the Admins got that bit of plot from a very bad fanfic somewhere. I'd actually kind of like the pairing if it wasn't for canon getting in the way. Trying to nom on people's necks isn't a healthy way to start a relationship, and when you're writing romance, you shouldn't throw away a female's -or male's for that matter too- spine as soon as they meet a nice man/woman/strange tentacled monster. I, err, am actually gonna work on a fic with Moira/Louie, but it's AU, and sort of strange and depressing.

Anyway, Edmund! I hope there's a different version of that pic somewhere with only our dear Edmund in it. Also, Zhivago. Edmund and Zhivago. Oh, and Lance, I like Lance. And Natasha, she rocks. Yes, Edmund, Zhivago, Lance, and Natasha. It'd be just like heaven~<3

7luvlysins22
The canon is horrible.

Plus add never make a Mary sue like character a vampire. It just makes them more Mary sue.

Oh gods I love that pair.

Anything with Natasha in it, it total love. God I have such a fan crush on her, its not even funny. *sigh*

Caden Blue
I disliked Moira anyway, and then MMVII just made her more stupid. Sigh. At least Edmund got to be badass in that plotline, heh.

7luvlysins22
Same. I could stand her a bit but after the moive.........never. Death to her and all punk sue like her.

Edmund was awesome.

Now I want Edmund and Natasha to have some kind of plot tougher. And there must be vodka in it.

Lots of it. ^^

Prince Haijin
Dear god, yes! Edmund and Natasha! They don't have to be with each other, though that would be a win pairing, they just have to be awesome together. It might be too awesome for the GCD to take though. That's the reason Natasha wasn't in the latest minicomic: she was just too awesome to be seen with Team Skimpy, so Ruby was standing in for her. Natasha. <3

In my mind, Edmund and Natasha both have British accents, and Zhivago has a nice Russian one.

Vodka, swords, and baseball bats.

SeraCallist
Ahem.

My dear children, I know that mary-sue-canon can get you down, along with doggerty tweeny-pleasing bishi boys. But there is hope, my brothers and sisters, there is hope in the one who has class and smexyness. And that hope speaks with an English accent. (blatent Mel Brooks reference.)
For remember, the good book says in chapter fourteen, verses ten and following:

"Edmund told the group gathered, 'Be not afraid of scoffing at idiots, for it is good and right to distain those who try you beyond what they should. And if those morons happen to jump into stupid relationships at the will of vicarious living for pre-pubesents only to become one of the undead... so be it.'"

Thus ends our text.

I think I may join Natasha and Edmund for some vodka later, to get back to my good old Polish self.
Nune est bibendum


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Lupine Gargoyle
I demand to know why dear Edmund isn't getting moar love in the poll for NPC quests. emo

..I voted for him.

T h e s t e p H
And of course Ian is going to get all the love. It's pathetically biased to release a NPC popularity poll right after reinstating one of the predominant, story-focused NPCs to his store after how long? If they didn't set this up on purpose, then they're idiots that just don't think this kind of thing through.
Sorry, but this sort of thing pisses off anyone who's taken the time to poll fairly and without bias or leading questions. THEY SET EDO UP TO FAIL.

Lupine Gargoyle
T h e s t e p H
And of course Ian is going to get all the love. It's pathetically biased to release a NPC popularity poll right after reinstating one of the predominant, story-focused NPCs to his store after how long? If they didn't set this up on purpose, then they're idiots that just don't think this kind of thing through.
Sorry, but this sort of thing pisses off anyone who's taken the time to poll fairly and without bias or leading questions. THEY SET EDO UP TO FAIL.


My sentiments exactly.. -broods and munches on an Edmore-

Mysterious Toast
Sasha has almost as many votes as Edmund in the poll... That's just terrible. Edmund's hawtness blows Sasha's away. whee

Catie_Matie
Ashausu, dahshal s'nash-veh heh worla dahshal.



I don't think Edmund should blow Sasha's anything. He might get the clap...



Worla eh kwon-sum estuhn heh vesht estuhl.
Bek-tor tu nash-veh.

Luna Amatista
T h e s t e p H
And of course Ian is going to get all the love. It's pathetically biased to release a NPC popularity poll right after reinstating one of the predominant, story-focused NPCs to his store after how long? If they didn't set this up on purpose, then they're idiots that just don't think this kind of thing through.
Sorry, but this sort of thing pisses off anyone who's taken the time to poll fairly and without bias or leading questions. THEY SET EDO UP TO FAIL.
My exact thoughts. I mean, they could have launched the announcement of Ian's return on Tuesday, and the poll on Monday - as it should have been - and then, there would be no problem at all.

T h e s t e p H
Luna Amatista
My exact thoughts. I mean, they could have launched the announcement of Ian's return on Tuesday, and the poll on Monday - as it should have been - and then, there would be no problem at all.



One day would not have been enough. They should have done this poll last week, before Ian's return and the good vibrations that go with it. He has a dedicated fanbase like Edo that would have fairly represented him in the polls [yes, I know I'm comparing apples to fangirls, but it is a fair comparison].
Now, there's no way to compensate for the bias without waiting a month or two and repolling.

THEY SET EDO UP TO FAIL!

Caden Blue
sorry guys, but Edmund already had a quest, so I voted "other". LEX DAMMIT! LEX!!!!

SeraCallist
My dear children, We need not bitter or argue over who or whom, but rather rejoice in that any additional use of these beloved characters will lead to more development of them.
Think, Ian has obsessive behaviours, and Lex an upper-sense of dignity, Liam cannot spell and is rather gulible, and Edmund is just more classy and smexy.

For remember:

"Better to have some plot, and hear about annoying characters, than no plot at all. All good and Edmund will be revealed in due course. For good Edmund comes to those who wait. Let us remain sexy and partying, and dedicate more harmonious harem happenings to he whose shirt shall hopefully burst forth and open in the near future."

-Book of Edmund 9:33-36


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SeraCallist
The problem with Liam is that he is ignorant to the true wisdom of Edmund.

....and he's an idiot who thinks with his crotch, which (one hopes,) does not have any brain cells.

...Unless G labs have been experimenting again...

...which brings the question, can a man's crotch be smarter than his head?

...the sexy party must research this... with Edmund... soon...
To the extra bedroom!!!!


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Mysterious Toast
This thread:
THIS THREAD
(which does have the truly terrifying purple-afro Edmund) has a couple of good edits of younger Edmund.
The first post is really long, but they are in there.

T h e s t e p H


I liked the one of Edmund that just made him look younger...but the one that tried to turn him into a long haired bishounen should be stripped from the internets.

Sera, if you ever compile a list of Ed-sins, you must include on your list Thou Shalt NOT Make Edmund's Likeness Into That of a Bishie, For Edmund is a Sophisticated Man, And Sophisticated Men Do Not Wear Their Hair Like Dirty, Stinking, Teenage Hippie Abercrombie Wannabes Wastes of Testosterone.

SeraCallist
T h e s t e p H

Sera, if you ever compile a list of Ed-sins, you must include on your list Thou Shalt NOT Make Edmund's Likeness Into That of a Bishie, For Edmund is a Sophisticated Man, And Sophisticated Men Do Not Wear Their Hair Like Dirty, Stinking, Teenage Hippie Abercrombie Wannabes Wastes of Testosterone.
eek



.... (headdesk).....

Ahem. ATTENTION!
Edmund is not a bishie. Edmund is a man. Without his being a man, there would be no Edmundology. Without Edmundology, Sera would make no money The good news of Edmund would not be spread.

~Why edit Edmund, and ruin perfection?~

Simplistic-Tyranny
So I guess it's a mortal sin to say I liked it? >_>

Forgive me mother Sera, For I have sinned.

SeraCallist
Sin Boldly.


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7luvlysins
Edmund a bishie.............never.

I can see him facial being a cute kid but once he hit puberty all cuteness when bye bye and he matured into a a very handsome strapping young man.


Steph I went back an looked that the edits (now I am more awake) I can agree the Natasha ones are not so good. Natasha is not girly...period. But the hooker one made me giggle, since she looked like she was in a Halloween costume.

But I still do like the Agatha ones. Its shows she is really is pretty.

SeraCallist
True beauty is lovely at any age.
I think Ed and Ag are excellant examples of this.

....Its Saturday... you know what that means.... Hot Tub Party for the Sexy Party and Edmund!!!
Ladies, Let's break out the edmores and drinks and go wild!!!!

We've been too staunchy this week, and need to loosen up! Same for Edmund!


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SeraCallist
Dont die, little Ed-thread, please!
Or else Gaia will replace him with Edmundo, the amazing latin-luver/rocket scientist! And that's not pretty! Spray-on tans and spandex everywhere!


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Reichiru Tomoe
I suppose it would be too much to wish that they finished up the plot line for the Von Helsons. I suppose that last movie was supposed to be the end, but... it was so forgettable. I seriously don't remember what happened in it. Not to mention I wanna see Edmund, Gambino, Ian and Louie all chilling in the mansion happy it's over and all that jazz.

Luna Amatista
...yes, it'd be asking for too much. crying
And now that you mention it, I realize that I don't remember the end either...

SeraCallist
Ending:

Gothie and Prettyboy (the pale one) get all make outs, then ignore each other; sudden-loophole Hatboy goes back to his cat, and shares a store with his fierce-long-lost brother (not the vampire, the designer wink Johnny goes back to being rich and oblivious; metro-casino-worker-sexual starts a pinball rehab clinic in the basement of a building on an island, which shouldn't have basements; Vampys go and sulk beautifully in their castle; Gaians CONTINUE to be confused about how all this random 18th century backstory fits into anything without completely not working; and then Edmund sparta kicks the writers and ends up in a hot tub with the Sexy Party.

~fin~


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Reichiru Tomoe
I hope Edmund is at the prom... cause I keep telling everyone he's my date. rofl

Luna Amatista
A girl and I were arguing over who would get Edmund. xD
I told her she should come to the thread.

Caden Blue
I hope Edmund will dance with me too emo

Simplistic-Tyranny
Sorry guys...

But I claimed Edmund 2 weeks ago in AtA. xD

Caden Blue
Hey, I'm the one who's asked for more shirtless Edmund at like three different conventions! (The first was ACen a couple years ago; Dri thought I asked for "more shirtless admins" and it scared her XD)

Hugs of Spice
Surely we can all get a chance to dance as least one dance with Edmund?

Must claimers be so vicious?

Terpis
Luna Amatista
A girl and I were arguing over who would get Edmund. xD
I told her she should come to the thread.


What, so we can tear her apart?

I suspect the only solution to this problem is the sexy party doing the Conga with our beloved.

Simplistic-Tyranny
Terp. o_o I love you.

That would be so much fun....until we all fight on who gets to hold Edmund's waist. xDDD

SeraCallist
How about a Edmund moshpit/ dance circle then?
Everybody gets close to him then.
smile

Terpis
That's a great idea, Sera!

Just pray we don't get hurt, as everyone here has mad noob stomping skillz.

SeraCallist
...and for slow songs, we can all go "penguins in winter" style, where everyone huddles close together and just moves around Edmund en masse.
Mmmm snuggly sexy party....

Caden Blue
And that way he won't know who it is that's touching him inappropriately rofl

7luvlysins22
Poor Edmund, you know he would be asking who was touching him. Or even better yet asking if that was my sword or one of our male party members were happy to see him.



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SeraCallist
Canon!Edmund made my day.
The second I saw him slap Johnny, I knew true happiness.

And his "Prom. Wear Something Tight." I don't even think I would've written something that good for him! Bloody brilliant!

(the johnny butt lines scare me though...)


Edmund can just throw a rose because he doesn't NEED to do anything more. Telling Vanessa to come and wear something tight was just a polite formality, to let her know of her privilage.


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SeraCallist
I just love the fact that Edmund's idea of something to live for is women.

So it is only right that we as his Sexy Sexy Party endevour to be the best Prom Crashers, ever, and wear tight clothes, throw roses at people, and Smex this place up!!! exclaim






User Comments: [3]
Shozom
Community Member





Sun Aug 10, 2008 @ 06:07am


I am truly touched that you collected all of this. (huggles)


Luna Amatista
Community Member





Sun Aug 10, 2008 @ 05:43pm


Oh, and I'm not done yet, but Lazy Luna is Lazy. sweatdrop


Alexander Fenir
Community Member





Mon Oct 27, 2008 @ 01:49am


WoW!
I don't know how u did it, but u did it...
eek

jeje heart u! (as a BFF)


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