a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning. He has a blue p***s that is infected with maggots and dead lice.....)
CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.
BIG TIME.
ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and happy with your relationship
BLUE CONDOM:
Single and just having fun
PURPLE CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person.
TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and in love but confused about what's going wrong with your relationship and not sure how to make it better
YELLOW CONDOM:
In Love
TYE-DYE CONDOM:
taken... and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM:
single,but like someone who likes you back, but not going out :]
BLACK CONDOM
Single and like someone, but you dont know if they really like you back.
BROKEN CONDOM:
i am a ninja
WHITE CONDOM
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them, or like them and wish u had them back
MAROON CONDOM:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you ******** hate them alot or you just don't wanna talk to them
GREEN CONDOM:
I need you!
NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mother ******** and go back to sleep
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