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<Me>Is it just me or does anyone else find it strange that the only thing that works 24/7 and never crashes is the billing system??
<Guildie> Er... OMG I NEVER PAID MY MORTGAGE!!!!
<Me> Nice...

<Random Guy> Hey, make me some water
<Me> Do I know you?
<RG> No, but I need some water
<Me> Go to the HH and buy some...
<RG> Dude, stop being a p***k and just make me some ******** water
<Me> Nein
<RG> I am reporting you for rudeness!
<Me> Yeah... okay... have fun with that. Oh, while you're at it, you might want to add you called me a p***k, this way they have a confirmation report to the one I have already sent.

<Person> OMFG!!!!!!! my gf is having an epileptic fit i gtg!!!!
<Me> Holy s**t. All right, Comrade. Hope she's all right
<Person> well... its only a mild one i guess i can stay a bit longer
<Me> .... What the ******** man