I think I'd tried something different and be normal yesterday.
I stood down on my chair and screamed at the movie screen for no reason.
I breathed popcorn through my nostrils because i like the smell of butter too much.
I wrote a poem about going to the bathroom.
I winked at the garbage man because when he looked at me I felt special.
I took a nap next to some salt because i didn't want to have sweet dreams.
I went to New York for the specific reason for walking on my hands....backwards.
I b***h-slapped my cousin because he didn't "GIVE ME MY MONEY HOE".
I took another nap in the bathtub so I could piss off my sister.
I went up against Jesus in an arm-wrestling contest and I won. Chuck Norris was on my side...
And there is ugly much how my syad went!
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