In an ocean, 'way out yonder,
(As all sapient people know)
Is the land of Wonder-Wander,
Whither children love to go;
It's their playing, romping, swinging,
That give great joy to me
While the Dinkey-Bird goes singing
In the amfalula tree!
There the gum-drops grow like cherries,
And taffy's thick as peas--
Caramels you pick like berrries
When, and where, and how you please;
Big red sugar-plums are cl ingi ng
To the cliffs beside that sea
Where the Dinkey-Bird is singing
In the amfalula tree!
(As all sapient people know)
Is the land of Wonder-Wander,
Whither children love to go;
It's their playing, romping, swinging,
That give great joy to me
While the Dinkey-Bird goes singing
In the amfalula tree!
There the gum-drops grow like cherries,
And taffy's thick as peas--
Caramels you pick like berrries
When, and where, and how you please;
Big red sugar-plums are cl ingi ng
To the cliffs beside that sea
Where the Dinkey-Bird is singing
In the amfalula tree!
(5)
"Ah! Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!
I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come
across a vomit-flavored one,
and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them -
but I think I'll be safe with a nice
toffee, don't you?"
I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come
across a vomit-flavored one,
and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them -
but I think I'll be safe with a nice
toffee, don't you?"
He smiled and popped a golden-brown bean
into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"
into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"
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S o m e b o d y has to do it, don't you s e e ?
S o m e b o d y has to save the w o r l d...
(6)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
Oo
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SHOOP DA WHOOP!
nightingale : 31
Elder Emo
The past is gone. Let it die.
i'm not ready for a handshake with death, no,
i'm just such a happy mess, woah
Elder Emo
The past is gone. Let it die.
genderfluid : he/him
polyamorous biromantic asexual
relationship anarchist
gaian since '06
on T since 8/23/2019
polyamorous biromantic asexual
relationship anarchist
gaian since '06
on T since 8/23/2019
i'm not ready for a handshake with death, no,
i'm just such a happy mess, woah
