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i wrote this in a forum about how i learned sex pretty funny

alright heres how i learned about sex ahem... ok so i was walking down the street and some pissed of chinese woman said "DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT SEX IS" so i say sure then she said "GO ASK THE MAGIC BOB SAGOT" so i go to bob sagot and ask hey whats sex and he said "ask my ex girlfriends v****a" so i go to his exs v****a and ask her ******** p***y " ok what the ******** is sex and dont tell me some bullshit and say go ask this person and she said "go ask the ******** catapiller she said he would definatley know " so i ******** killed her and then went to the catapiller and he said" who are youuu"and i said "im collin and what the ******** is sex " he said go stick your damn d**k in a p***y then ask the girl now leave me to me pot" so i squished him and then stuck my d**k in a chicks v****a and then i asked her and she said" your doing it dipshit " so smiled and said " its about damn time someone told me" and that is my story