...and there I amin Sri Lanka (formerly Seylon) at 3 'o clock in the morning looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wuoldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So, we go and...It's closed. So, there's me, Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into this little sweet shop, right? Well, instead of a gard dog, they had this bloody, great, big bengal tiger! Well, i managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkepper and his son: That's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty buisness, really...But, sure enough, I got the M&M's, and Ozzy went on stage, and did a great show!
That's the bloody end! Now, go home!
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