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	Musings of a convoluted mind... My journal consists of every crazy thought that passes through my head as I am typing... Do NOT expect it to make any sense.

	Golden shovel
	Golden shovel

This is like a ground breaking for my journal... So I called it Golden Shovel because you know how when people do the official ground breaking thing for some big new building, they always have speeches and stuff and then the president or some other big shot takes this little ornamental shovel that probably never dug an honest hole in its shovel-y life and sticks it in the ground and everyone cheers like its amazing that that gold-plated, rhinestone-studded shovel could even break the ground. I couldn't find anybody to do a speech or anything, and I don't think my comp would really appreciate being hit with a glorified spade, so this is it. Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um... That little paragraph I just typed was amazingly sarcastic... Oh well, it's not like I'm not sarcastic, like, ALL THE BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now for my (and your) daily dose of randomness: I LOOOOOOOOOOVE pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could eat them FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Especially sitting in my room under my Hindu prayer flags where I can be as ecstatically enthusiastic as I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please ignore what i just said. It has nothing to do with anything. I'm sort of cringing at the overuse of exclamation points right now.
Probably, you're wondering, who the bloody hell IS this?!?! At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were reading this... So here's my formal introduction: I am caged tears, aka vamp the great. Okay, that's only in my head, but it still counts, right? Right? Uh, no. Vital stats: 14 years old, female, brown/blonde hair, blue eyes, 5' 6", 120 (I wish), utterly, undoubtably, and catastrophically crazy. I am the scrouge of the midwest gravel roadways (I've had my permit for three weeks, and people already know that it's better to be in the ditch than on the road when i'm around) and I scare the wits out of all the Abercrombied preps in my school. It's great to watch them run for cover when I so much as smile at them... heart
I'll stop before you fall asleep on your keyboards, but stay tuned for updates on the various thoughts that float up from the noxious slime pit that is my mind (when i'm not eating pancakes).

Do as I say, not as I do;
maybe you can be f*****d up, too.

caged tears · Sat Sep 20, 2008 @ 05:53pm · 0 Comments


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Do as I say, not as I do;
maybe you can be f*****d up, too.

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