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The GIM bot scares me...
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Van Valthier: [7:49] are you busy?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:56] You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

Van Valthier: [7:50] O_O WHAT HOW?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:56] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.

Van Valthier: [7:50] >.> i rather be a bank robber then....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:57] A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

Van Valthier: [7:50] my shadow?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:57] Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

Van Valthier: [7:51] of course it's my shadow!D:<

Van Valthier: [7:52] ?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:58] Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

Van Valthier: [7:52] im gay? ._.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:58] Never give an inch!

Van Valthier: [7:52] but im not really gay...>.>;

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:59] A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.

Van Valthier: [7:53] like a door to door mayonnaise salesman?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:59] Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

Van Valthier: [7:53] like a bag of coins in the bank >

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:00] You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

Van Valthier: [7:54] ....you mean with my shadow?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:00] You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

Van Valthier: [7:54] prepare for what?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:01] You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.

Van Valthier: [7:55] ....>.>; i just robbed a bank...wait..NO I DIDNT!D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:01] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

Van Valthier: [7:55] >.>...my shadow wears a blond shoe?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:02] Your present plans will be successful.

Van Valthier: [7:56] like taking over the world?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:02] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Van Valthier: [7:56] i have a medal? ._.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:03] Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

Van Valthier: [7:57] ...but i love shadow....>.>

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:03] Your step will soil many countries.

Van Valthier: [7:57] like where i am now!D:<

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:04] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Van Valthier: [7:58] i have furnitures?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:04] Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).

Van Valthier: [7:59] .....>.>*looks down* ._. wait im wearing shorts right now...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:05] Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Van Valthier: [8:00] BUT I WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! D:< i wont change my mind

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:06] Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

Van Valthier: [8:00] HEY! i just cleaned my room!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:06] You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

Van Valthier: [8:01] i have a cold...*sniffs* ._.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:07] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

Van Valthier: [8:01] ...from my shadow? but he never speaks to me!D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:08] Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

Van Valthier: [8:02] D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:08] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

Van Valthier: [8:02] ....*runs away from bot*