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IF YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH VEGETA
-You find yourself crossing your arms across your chest at lest 50 times a day.
- You seriously think that being overally proud is a good thing.
- You even consider sticking your hair straight up and wearing spandex.
- You cheer for Vegeta even when he is doing totally cold hearted things to the DBZ heroes.
- You get so pumped up watching Vegeta fight that you almsot punch the person sitting next to you.
- You use the words "Kuso!" and "Baka!" when you get mad.
- You own at least one Vegeta well scroll, which you hang proudly in your room.
- You sit in class and knoll over "how the hell did Vegeta start out brown hair and then suddenly show up black?"
- If your a girl- You envy Bulma for being married to Vegeta. If your a guy- You envy Vegeta for being married to Bulma.
- You endlesly look in thrift stores for a shirt that says "Badman" on the back.
- You refurse to call Goku anything but Kakaratto, and feel really funny when you do call him Goku.
- Your Playstation has Vegeta stickers on it.
- You cried or almost cried when Vegeta was killed by Freezer and/or when he sacrificed himself to attempt to kill Buu.
- You are convinced that Vegeta is really a sentimental, emotional guy at heart.
- If your a girl- Suddenly short stocky men don't seem so bad.
- You re-watch all your DBZ/GT tapes and fast forward to all the parts with Vegeta.
- You secretly wish that when you got really mad veins would protrude out of your forehead.
- You love to write/read fan-fics that put Vegeta in embarrassing situations ex : going shopping, going on vacation etc.
- You pick out music from your CD collection that your convinced Vegeta would be into. (Metallica, Stabbing Westward, Slayer)
- Your email address contains the word Vegeta somewhere in it.
- When your science teacher lectures about the Big Bang theory you actaully pay attention, until you realize it has absoultely nothing to do with
Vegeta.
- You have a completely Vegeta focused website and you write things like "You know Your A Vegeta Otaku If..."
-Whenever you little brother gets on your nerves, you point your arm towards him and shout "Big Bang Attack!"-sent to me by Nathan Robson.
-When you read a list like this, and marvel at how much of it is SO true!
When you have over $300 worth of Vegeta stuff and you still think you need more... because you do.
-When you have Vegeta tattooed on your person.
-When you begin laughing at the oddest moments.
-When you go into chat rooms as SSJ4_Vegeta, and when you get there all you do is pick fights till they throw you out... not that I've ever done
that.
-When you envey Trunks or Bra for having such a cool Dad.
-When you buy $40 black leather gauntlets and die them white so they look like Vegeta's gloves and then never take them off. (I'm surprised I type
this well with gloves on!)
-When you try like mad to grow a huge widow's peak on your forehead.
-You start thinking about upgrading the gravity room... after you have one built.
-You're got 3 broken ribs, a fractured arm, your spine is cracked, there's blood on your face, and you still look dangerous.
-"Quility time" includes beating on your future son in the gravityroom
-You actively search the "Want Ads" in papers for a Planet Destroying Mercenary position
-You prefer to not eat anything you haven't killed yourself
-You try to use the bathtub as a regeneration tank
-You use a marker to put an "M" on your forehead one day and go on arampage
-You've still got your pride, even when you've been turned into a piece of candy by Majin Buu.
-You look up one night and wonder who wished the moon back inplace?!
-You wear 1/2 a sunglass, and insist the single lens is actually a power-level scanner.
- Little girls named Bra can turn you into putty
-You hate dancing "the Fusion" with men
-You sign all guest books as Prince of the Planet Vejita
-You yell out Vegeta's/ Bulma's name in your sleep.
-You inspect all your kids for tails at birth.
-You refer to all kids as "brats".
-You deliberately ransack every house in America, Europe, and Japan for magazines containing Bulma's picture, and steal those issues.
- For some strange reason, underwear reminds you of your family.
-Every other sentence you speak has the words "no Baka" or "Kuso".
-You threaten to Final Flash every Goku-loving DBZ fan who yells out "Kamehameha!"
-You horde small bowling balls, insisting in a year you'll be able to make a wish for immortality.
-You hate those cartoon dubbing people who made the characters on T.V say "...send you to another dimension".
-You're ready to rip apart your comrade because he had naked pictures of your wife in Heaven (or at all).
- Destroying small peaceful planets doesn't bother you. Purple haired boys who call you "dad" does.
-You spend a week trying to figure out how to ebroider, iron on, or Pain Badman on the back of a tacky pink shirt (I actually did it)
-You started BMX racing just to look like your wearing sayijin armor
-You name all your pets Vegeta,bra,trunks,and bulma...
-You make your girlfriend wear a shirt that says BULMA
-You run out quit your job become a car salesman and Yegeta was your insperation
-You take your vegeta action figures out and put them in stratigic places (Like NYC subway systems) and take pictures (See my website soon)
-Your license plates say VEGETA or CAPSULE (mine says capsule)
-You raise your blood pressure so veins pop out of your forehead
-You run around Talking in a deep monotone voice...Saying jibberish that sounds like Japanese....throwing in the occasional BAKA or NANI and
smirk
-When people pull guns or knives out at you, you look , glare, smirk , and mutter baka (And pray you dont get shot/stabbed)
-You've made a Vegeta plushie out of scrap material(and it came out quite good as well)
-You and your friend take turns hugging the Vegeta wallscroll on your door
-You lamented cool pictures of Vegeta and sewed/stapled them onto yourbookbag
-You've cracked open those plastic keychains with sayings like "I have P.M.S. and a gun", take out the paper inside, and replaced it with pictures
of Vegeta
-You like to draw Vegeta in awkward/embarrassing situations(like shopping for clothes) or doing things he'd most likely never do(like going out for
dinner with Bulma) even if you can't draw
-You like to write fanfic with Vegeta in awkward/embarrassing situations(like shopping for clothes) or doing things he'd most likely never do(like
going out for dinner with Bulma) even if you can't write
-You giggle or smile when you see the word "vegetable" written somewhere, and put your finger over the "ble" part
-You write Vegeta quotes on walls of your school or work
-Your friends tease you by whispering "Vegeta" out of the blue to see you jump up and say "Where?!"
-(if you're a girl) You and your Vegeta-obsessed friend make high-pitched squealing sounds of Willow Geeker Joy whenever you see Chibi Vegeta
pictures- and even higher "Awwwwww"s whenever you see a pic of Vegeta crying or showing some sort of affection for his family
- If anyone makes fun of Vegeta they receive a "BIG BANG ATTACK"... in other words, a textbook to the head
-You've remembered ALL the diffent ways to spell Vegeta's name
-Your notebooks are plastered with Vegeta pictures.
-You coated a minature two-sided pic of Vegeta in clear packaging tape and put it on a necklace chain(gourds know I made 5)
-You say/shout "kisama" when you get angry at someone
-You don't say "Vegeta". You say "Vegeta-sama".
-You converted many innocents to "The Way of the Vegeta Otaku"(makes it sound like a religion, don't it?=)
-You debate with another DBZ fan over Vegeta's transformation from evil to good(well, sorta good) for over an hour
-Whenever someone asks you to write Vegeta's name on a piece of paper so they can remember, you write ALL of the different spellings to
confuse them.
-You can laugh cruelly and do so whenever someone does something "stupid" like tripping over your foot(preferrably you enemy, but I laugh at
my friend, too wink )
-You've covered the inside of your locker with Vegeta pictures
-You laugh when Vegeta defeats his enemies
-You laugh at Kakkaroto's stupidity (REAL Vegeta otaku call Kakkaroto by his Seiya-jin name, not "Goku" wink
-You get upset when Vegeta is not on the screen
-You get upset when you miss a DBZ episode that you KNOW Vegeta is in
-Every day you need your "Daily Vegeta Requirements" (inside joke), which includes staring at Vegeta pictures and/or watching Vegeta on TV
-You draw Vegeta defeating Kakkaroto in your notes
-When playing RPGs, you always rename the main male character Vegeta (or any other spellings) and the main female character Bulma -If you can't
rename the main characters, you just pretend ^_^;
-You start drawing "Vegeta vs. ____" or "Vegeta meets _____" doujinshi in your spare time (My first is vs. my favorite Sailor Moon character.
"Oops! Fusion!" wink
-In the doujinshi, Vegeta manages somehow or another to fuse with another character. (once again "Oops! Fusion!" wink
-You play Vegeta in a Role Playing Group whether you're a guy or a girl (or in DBZ terms, whether you're a Vegeta or a Bulma)
-You start calling Vegeta "Veggy" ^_^;
-You print out all of the pictures you find with Vegeta in it and put 'em in a scrapbook (I do! 250+ pictures so far!)
-Instead of making a bowl in ceramics class, you make a vegeta sculpture instead.
-You have a 1 1/2" inch plastic vegeta figurine which you love to flick around with your finger to pretend he's flying.
-You make a home-made Vegeta shrine which you worship daily.
-When you realize more than 100 of these statements are true....
-You see Vegeta in your dreams. Your daily diet consists of raw meat and vegetables
-You tell people that Vegeta lives in your backyard.
-You crack up when someone mentions 'sweaty vegetables' at lunch (warning: do NOT laugh while you are drinking Pepsi-carbonated water
REALLY hurts when it comes out of your nose!)
-You wonder what Vegeta would look like without hair gel.
-You also woinder what Vegeta would look like as a Hippy.
-You tell the school principle/boss that you're gonna do the Big BAng attack on him (this will get you suspended or fired-belive me!)
-You hardly wear anything else other that blue/black spandax workout suits.
-You begin smirk a lotYour goldfish is named vegeta
-When you are lonely, you have a vegetable to keep you company.
-You swear that you will defeat Kakkarot and blow up the world (I'm working on it)
-You have a Vegeta tattoo
-You create you own vegeta comic strips you draw vegeta on eveything (bathroom walls, tables, napkins, homework, etc.)
-You hate carrots
-Buy lots of hairgel and mold your hair like vegeta's.
-You stand around for 1/2 an hour while screaming your head off trying to go super saijin.
-You tell people that you are a vegeta-tarian.
-girl: you dye your hair blue/teal to look like bulma's hair.
-guy: you apply lots of hair tonic to your forehead to grow a widow's peak.
-You realize that 'fajita' ryhmes with 'vegeta' so now you order vegetable fajitas whenever you go to a mexican restaurant.
-"You try to style your hair like Vegeta's, and you succeed."
- "If your a girl: you will your hair to grow out green, and you succeed"
-"If your a girl who has successfully willed her hair green and you get asked out by a guy who has successfully styled his hair like Vegeta."
-You LOVE to eat carrots (because it makes you think of Vegita defeating Kakarotto)
-You have a folder especially dedicated to Vegita that includes pictures you've collected from everywhere and ones you've drawn yourself. (If you
DON'T have this, you are NOT a Vegita/Vegeta/Vejiita/Vejita/Begeta fan!)
-You know that the before mentioned names are the Vegita (or however you spell it) you know--and love *sniff*---- Anyways..,
-You get EXTREEMLY angry/upset because Vegita is losing
-You think of how Vegita would look if he were real, then you mutter to yourself, "He IS real. Why am I taxing brain cells over this?"
-You can't wait until the parts needed to make a scouter, regeneration tank, and time machine come into existance so you can make them
-You feel a sense of pride when somebody says their favorite DBZ character is Vegita
-You find yourself cussing somebody out in Japanese, then when they ask you what the hell you just said you reply with, "BAKA!"
-You pout because you don't have a Vegita doll or poster *Ahem...* and you feel bad because you feel like you are disappointing Vegita -You
have over 200 images of Vegita on your computer as a result of 31 hours of internet surfing for just his pictures
-You get VERY angry when you can't print all of your images because it uses too much ink and paper
-You find yourself drawing pictures of Vegita when you're bored
-You have arguments over whether Vegita looks better with or without his longer hair, but when the argument turns to facial hair on Vegita
everyone agrees NO FACIAL HAIR!!
! -When you get your hands on some clay/Playdough you sculpt Vegita
-You add to lists like these...
-When somebody accuses you of having an obsession with Vegita you reply with, "You think I'M a Vegita Otaku?! Thank You!!!"
-You are convinced the DBZ chikyuu is real and freak out when someone tells you it's not real.
-When you're talking about Vegeta in class about how perfect he is, the person sitting two seat in back of you looks at you like you're crazy and
says, "You are so stupid, it's just an anime. He's not real."
-You viciously attack the person two seats in back of you, screaming your head off while cursing in Japanese or mumbo jumbo that SOUNDS like
Japanese.
-You nearly killed yourself trying to fly off a 30 foot cliff. (Thank god there was an ocean below, or I would have been killed!)
-Someone says Vegeta is the weakest Saiyajin outloud. You wad up a huge mound of paper into a ball, put lighter fluid on it, and tap the person
on the shoulder. When he/she turns around, you light the paper on fire saying, "Bakayaro! This is a message from Vegeta-sama!" And you throw
the paper fire ball into the persons face.
-You go to jail for giving that person second degree burns that were very close to third degree burns
. -In class, your teacher joke about your obsession with Vegeta, since u wrote an essay on him for the 'who influenced ur life most' essay, turning
in homework with a Vegeta sticker on every single one (And you demand the homework back after its checked, just for the sticker) writing
'DragonBallZ' or 'Saiyajin no ouji was here' all over the desk...etc....
-You get suspended for throwing a really big textbook at your teacher, screaming "BIG BANG ATTACK!!!"
-You beg your friend who is a VERY good anime artist to draw pics of Vegeta or any other member of the Vegeta family.
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