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Stupid things you can do at walmart or at any other store.
- ask to hold a gun then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are
- take peoples carts when they leave them
- cart race with your friends
- Set up goals on both ends of the store and take a foot ball and play football with your friends and deal with no one in your way
- talk to people and pretend you know them to see if they would play along with you
- throw big bouncy balls around isles and scream "i choose you pikachu!!!!!!"
- until an announcement came on and get on your knees and scream ''The voices!!!!! Why wont they go away?!!?!''
- go to customer service and ask where they keep their dead badger caucuses
- throw skittles at people yelling "Taste the rainbow!!!"
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RANDOM CRAP
Well this has been fun, in fact i haven't had this much fun since the last time i ate a lightbulb. Bye.
You just turn cooly to them look them right in the eyes and say...i like pointy things.
Right ok thanks for whatever that was supposed to be. You ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Why dont you just slip into something a little more comfortable...Like a coma.
If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
I like my men/women how i like my coffee...Ground up and in the freezer.
Live as long as you want...It wont shorten how long your dead.
Even after what you have only just said they start speaking to you anyway. You...?
You just look at them for a few seconds and then say... Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
Stare at them like they're stupid, just before interupting them and saying..."shhhh, thats the sound of no one caring what you think."
Walk off while shouting "I cant hear you the voices in my head are fighting again."
Just stand there looking blankly at them and then ask.. "are you necessary?"
Someone you dont feel like talking to comes up to you and askes if they can speak to you for a minute. You say...?
First, let me ask you this....GO AWAY!
No because there's still another 2,857,688 days until i care about what you think.
I cant hear you. My minds like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for my attention.
Gee, i'd like to listen to what you think but i dont possess that gene.
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