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Alright, because halloween is near, my group and I was talking about horror movies and what the people did wrong to make themselve be killed or horribly maimed. So we make a list! blaugh
wahmbulance DON'T wahmbulance
scream Say "I'll be right back" because odds are... you won't.
scream Split up...never works!
scream Look up when something drips on you. JUST RUN!
scream Run into a room with one exit!
scream Carry a flashlight (its like walking around with a bullseye target on your chest)
scream pretend nothings happening (you'll be the first to go)
scream Be hysterical (you'll be the second to go by the bad guy or from the team mate)
scream Be a smart-a** ( crying so Tempting!)
scream Over cocky (you might die in the end)
scream Get into a car without looking in it first (applys to houses too)
scream Lock the doors unless your sure that your ALONE! (odds are that your not)
scream DON'T MAKE PURPLE!!! (intercourse)
scream Drink... being drunk doesn't help.
scream investigate (you'll wont like what you'll find)
scream Leave guns (or any kind of weapondry) to people with bad aim!
scream Scream. You may flinch, but no screaming.
scream Turn around to run (not only you can't see it but it will eat you faster!)
scream Be so eager to run away... you'll be triping up a storm.
scream Call out somebodys name (they wont hear you...but something else will)
scream Be by windows (duh.)
scream Run after hytarical people (they will drag you down)
scream Be by somebody who "thinks" they know what their doing.
scream Looking back (NO, NO, NO!)
scream Go in the water
scream Try to be the tough guy (your not fooling anyone!)
blaugh There is always room for more, but we can only see a few movies at a time! xp
 StrayHawk314 · Thu Oct 23, 2008 @ 04:31am · 0 Comments |
