WELCOME!!!
Welcome to life!
Nobody enjoys it!
You will be stabbed in the back, crushed, used, and lied to constantly!
Life is the number one path, in the universe, to death my friend, how fun!
So, unlike the commercial you can't slap a "No worry guarantee!" sticker on life and not have it pulled out from under you, because life hurts . . . life ends . . .
Last but a 102% not least, the lesson I grew up on . . .
Welcome to life . . .
It's not fair . . . Deal . . .