Today is a day not just for eating, not just for resting, not just for watching football, but for being grateful. And a lot of people are ungrateful bastards all throughout the year, but this day is different. The purpose of today is to be grateful for things: life, family, friends, fortune, etc. Some dickheads pardon a turkey before eating it, others just eat the summmumubitch like regular food whee But either way, enjoy yourself today.
~me, the mysterious katboy from afar