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Safwon:Hello folks! Parker is in the hospital again after Winter beat the piplups outta him!

Audience member:WHERE THE HELL IS THANATOS!

Other Audience member:WE COME FOR PARKER BEING BEATEN UP BUT WE STAY FOR THANATOS!

Another Audience member:I WANT THANATOS TO BE THE FATHER OF MY BABIES EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM AND I'M MARRIED!

Safwon:Whoa....that's...interesting....

Thanatos comes on stage and all the ladies scream their little lungs out.

Thanatos:Jeez what the hell is up with them?

Safwon pimp slaps him.

Thanatos:Jeez,WTF is up with you?

Safwon:You little mother [bleeep] go [blep] your darling little Winter who you neglect so [bleeeep] much!

Thanatos:OH COME ON!EVERY MAN NEEDS HIS ALONE TIME AND THAT WAS LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO!

Safwon:She's going into a depression again! WTF ARE YOU DOING TO HER!

Thanatos:Nothing! Shes probably PMSing!

Safwon razz lease! She tells me when she get her time of the month to my dismay,and it's not her time!

Thanatos:Well urm...she got kissed by this emo kids with man boobies.

Safwon:Tyro? That f**.

Thanatos:We just going to throw polictical correctness out the window aren't we?

Safwon:TYRO IS A RE-

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