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It's the HOLIDAYS! Sooooo, I'm doin' holiday songs.

I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly". But it's folly when you volley for position. Never in existence has there been such a resistance to ideas meant to free us. If you could see us, then you'd listen. Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages. There's no union. We're only through when we outdo the competition.

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude. But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous. Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping. And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious. You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement. But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous.

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself. You're an elf. And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories. Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos. Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away.

We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition. We, the undersigned, feel undermined. Let's redefine "employment". We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage. And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment. It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow. He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went.

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf.


Sooooooo, pretty much be a naughty kid or you'll overwork those elves to death! I kind of feel sorry for them... So, I'm gonna be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! blaugh Neways, this SUPER creative and genius song is by Barenaked Ladies! (twice, I know, but I told you I LOVE them!) So, here's the only good video I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AuQHmtgpM