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Hello~! I'm back! ^^ Sorry about that. My computer kinda died and I couldn't think of anything to rant about. x.x;; Now I'm back and ready to rant! LOL! =P

Now, this is a rant that I would like to tell all Twilight fans to stay out of. If they don't want to hear bad things about it, then I suggest they leave. Also the fact that if you, the Twilight fan, are still here, then this is not meant to hurt you. Even though you'll probably make me run for the hills after this.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but today's rant is about why I don't like Twilight. I mean, c'mon. About 3/4 of the population of the USA is in love with the books. All the fans of the book like the movie too. Or at least try to make their brain believe that. Anyway, at first, when the book came out and there was word of it, I was like, "Meh, alright." But I watched the news about the movie coming out and. Oh. My. ********. God. There were girls lined up to see the damn thing! They were all screaming for the movie and how they couldn't wait to see it and stuff. Actually, they wanted to see Edward's face. Listen, I don't have a problem with that, but seriously. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS, GIRLS! Edward is NOT REAL! Even if he was, you all know he's with Bella, so stop chasing after him!

Before the movie came out, I saw a poster picture of it on Photobucket and my friend said it was Miley Sirus' brother. (I don't remember exactly.) I laughed. A guy like that? Acting? Who has a sister who can't even sing? Give me a break! (After the movie came out, I found out he wasn't in it. =P) But even if he did play in this - scratch that - ANY movie, he would walk out, just like his sister did. You didn't hear on the radio? Miley was late to go on stage at a concert because she really didn't want to go on! What kind of role model is that, hm?

And besides, the story is pretty lame as well. It's about Bella who gets stalked by Edward. Seriously. How is that romantic? Edward's a vampire and he doesn't have fangs. What. The. ********? Last time I saw the ultimate vampire (Dracula), he had fangs. Not just venom. And if you get the venom, you become a vampire in the sunlight, meaning you're stone. Seriously now, what kind of crap is that? In my vampire stories, my vampires have fangs and he would "fall in love" with the girl and once the girl thinks she's in love, the vampire bites her and kills her on the spot. Now that's better than Twilight, don't you think?

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But you like DragonForce, and they're gay too! They don't make such great role models because they drink and flip people off, and stuff! And guess what? You can't see them either! So haha!" Alright, smarty-pants'. First off, guess what? DragonForce is REAL, unlike Edward. Second, they actually DO make great role models. I mean, if you known them as long as I have, you would say the same thing too. They have never quit doing what makes them famous. I also look up a lot to Dave Mackintosh, the drummer. I requote him on one of the things I take very seriously:

"Just do it for the love of it, never give up, and when ya think you are ready to quit cause ya have no money, no life, no possessions? Keep going, it will happen".

Now that's a quote to live by and if anyone says anything different, they should go die in a hole, drowning in a pool of blood. The fact is, behind their drunk, finger-flipping, wanking ways, they are very, very good people. Lastly, you CAN go and see them. It could be a lot of money (there's a uncommon chance you can find them walking around after the show, but it's not THAT rare), but if you're willing to either get a VIP pass by spending all your life savings or get blisters on your feet, walking to find them, you WILL see them.

But anyway, the fact is, Twilight, to me, is not a very good series.

And if you, the Twilight fan, have read through this whole thing and was shocked and angry about what I said, I apologize. This is how I feel. I don't like to hurt people's feelings by saying what I think. I just had to get it out is all.