My Ramblings!
Throughout my many years of research and study i have come across a great phenomenon. The phenomenon to top all other phenomenons. I have stumbled across the rendezvous place of the infamous "stick stuck up their a**" people. As all Sociologists know, this fairly common species has always existed throughout history, however the legend of their meeting place has always been thought of as a myth, a secret. that is until now. i have found this place. i know this is the place because i have come to live among them. I study these people everyday in their natural habitat; HIGH SCHOOL.
where:
i am no exception! >.<
For the past year i have been attending this highschool disguised as one of their own. after my study and constant note taking i have compiled a list of their typical manor:
Stick like glue to the nearest friend to you. if they are shift to the left or right follow them.
Act somewhat "emo" and constantly complain that you are not.
Only buy cars that waste gas but always look amazing
Don't be modest it is a waste of time, everyone must know you are as smart as you think you are.
Halloween is a time for the girls to be as slutty as possible, underwear is optional
Drink till the cows come home, or at least the parents.
i will continue with my extensive study of the "stick stuck up their a**" people and i hope to one day find the truth behind their excessively introverted behavior.
Yours Truly
to clarify: i am dissing my high school only, not highschool in general... geez.
