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hey this is my first enter i'm going to enter sum comedian s**t this week biggrin

this one is Superpowers by Dane Cook

wish i had sum super powers. i was thinking about that the other day maybe quit comedy fight sum crime everybody wants to fly thats the number 1 power if i could grant u a power."dane i'd like to fly""yea who the ******** doesn't" xd "who doesn't want to leave the show tonight and be like alright catch u all later whoosh
(flys up) and zips off into the skys.. i can show u the world...i'd like to shoot a layser out of my d**k pew pew and when Im empty my balls glow "low fuel, ..balls are empty" know wat i would like to do must of all i would like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips cuz nobady wants to be covered in spaghetti..no if i'm on a date with a girl and shes every rude i'll be like u know what thsshsshsh enjoy ur spaghetti ur every rude enjoy ur spaghetti cuz ur rude

thats all i hope it was really funny and give me a brake the sound affects are hard