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This is also from The heart Twilight heart saga, heart Breaking heart Dawn, and it was soooooo funny.
Still Jacob's POV.

The baby, the baby. Like that was all that mattered. Bella's life was a minor detail to her [Rosalie]---easy to blow off.
Edward's face went white as snow. His hands curved into claws. Totally egotisical and indifferent, Rosalie twisted in her chair so that her back was to him. He leaned forward, shifting into a crouch.
Allow me, I suggested.
He paused, raising one eyebrow.
Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip ofmy wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie's head so hard that----with an earsplitting bang--- it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs.
Bella twitched but didn't wake up.
"Dumb blonde," I muttered.
Rosalie turned her head slowly, and her eyes were blazing.
"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
That did it.