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Athevus
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the Life of a SARDINE XD
So, my parents are watchin this show called The Life of a Sardine i mean, seriuosly, who cares about the life of a Sardine???? Especially the way this thing talks about them.

It shows a school of Sardines. Then! THEY arrive. And now, cue in the Jaws music- A FLAS OF GREY AND SILVER!!!! ninja It is a pack of hungry dolphins...n they all go like dramallama i'm hungry cheese_whine ! So the Sardines are on the alert... wahmbulance n as the dophins sway in n out of the school, they gorge dozens of Sardines -THAT STAY IN THEIR TIGHT FORMATION-(idiots) . Smelling the smelly smell of the smelly smellin blood of the stinky Sardines (Say that 10 times fast!!) comes... the SHARKS, dun, dun, duuuuuuunnn. Both cold and warm blooded sharks alike, n dophins, now plunge in n out of the TIGHT FORMATION school. rolleyes

NOW comes the really stupidly stupid part... seein the commotion, under the water, a bunch of freakishly white birds, swarm down n pluck out Sardines -WHICH STAY ATLEAST WHAT? 10 FEET FROM THE WATER TOP!!!, AND THEY STAY THERE!!!- then hearin the clicks from the dolphins, a ginormous carnivourus whale comes n swallows Sardines by the thousands. pirate

The seriously freaky part, was that my parents were FASCINATED by dis... gonk xp

FINALLY, there are some dead Sardines floatin about, n the Sharks gobble those up like chicken nuggets...THEN since Sardines are cold-blooded, n now the water is gettin too warm for them, so the remainin 150 out of like 12,000 die cuz of the temperature. burning_eyes


THAT is the glorious life of a Sardine...

Good ridence- I MEAN... let us now stand in a moment of silence, for those brave n loyal Sardines, who thought, Colony first, my life and the colony's life, at the bottom of the list.
crying stare





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RawrRawrRiley
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 @ 09:29pm


This makes me want to see this because I would laugh soooooo hard xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd mrgreen


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