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All my friends think I'm weird today. Why? It's very simple of course.
I kept talking about sex. ALL MORNING. On the bus, I was giggling uncontrollably, and then I would burst out with an 'OMNG! Boobs!' randomly. Seriously couldn't stop thinking about boobs this morning. And Amber, who I walk to the bus stop with and who sits across from me every morning, said I looked and acted like I had had sex the night before. And she laughed at me when I started going into one of my giggling fits.
Then, before the bell rings, I'm standing there with my friends. And I wouldn't stop. I kept saying 'Boobs' randomly and then they started laughing at me. And then Charlene mentioned how Elijah has a bubble butt (according to him) and then I started thinking about asses. And boobs. And then Charlene mentioned electrical tape on your nipples, and I started thinking about nipples! And then I started thinking about whips and chains and sexy lickable foodstuffs and I totally got myself in a very dirty frame of mind. And Charlene was not helping. Because she knows. So she kept feedin' me dirty ideas, and I just kept laughin' and spurtin' out thoughts about sex. And she thought it was hilarious! And so did my other friends.
And then, on the way home, Amber and I were talking about boobs (again. Go figure rolleyes ) and we actually ended up grabbing our own boobs as we walked down the street! And then this old guy was totally checkin' out Amber's while we walked (cuz she was wearin' that one shirt that she has that makes her boobs look AWESOME), and I told her and we burst into more fits of giggles.
I swear man. It's like a total *pelvic thrust* day today.
And I love it. twisted