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Dear Spagetti Warrior,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a p***s journey to the deepest p***s of my p***s. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in p***s and dance with me across the undulating p***s? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and p***s like p***s p***s?

p***s

Yours truly,

RAWRMULELOL