If you get one, consider yourself a very lucky camper. =]
here are some examples:
You sent this valentine to Wolf McWolferson
Dear Wolf Mcwolferson,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a thanks journey to the deepest city of my left leg. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in my world and dance with me across the undulating stick? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and dance like dancing COOKIES!!?
happy V day <3
Yours truly,
pain-of-darkness
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You sent this valentine to Oni Shinoko
Dear Oni Shinoko,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a amazing journey to the deepest sex of my my left leg. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in my world and dance with me across the undulating stick? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and walk like making love squares?
Happy Valentines day Oni..... my Valentines are filled with joyful randomness in each bite =]
Yours truly,
pain-of-darkness
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You sent this valentine to Travelgirl2009
Dear Travelgirl2009,
How I long to hear your glob song again. What was it called? Ah yes, crazy b***h. How your om nom voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded bear. Such raped! Let us join together and dancing in unison, your rape song carrying our hearts to male heights.
Happy V day! =]
With love,
pain-of-darkness
Dear Wolf Mcwolferson,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a thanks journey to the deepest city of my left leg. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in my world and dance with me across the undulating stick? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and dance like dancing COOKIES!!?
happy V day <3
Yours truly,
pain-of-darkness
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You sent this valentine to Oni Shinoko
Dear Oni Shinoko,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a amazing journey to the deepest sex of my my left leg. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in my world and dance with me across the undulating stick? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and walk like making love squares?
Happy Valentines day Oni..... my Valentines are filled with joyful randomness in each bite =]
Yours truly,
pain-of-darkness
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You sent this valentine to Travelgirl2009
Dear Travelgirl2009,
How I long to hear your glob song again. What was it called? Ah yes, crazy b***h. How your om nom voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded bear. Such raped! Let us join together and dancing in unison, your rape song carrying our hearts to male heights.
Happy V day! =]
With love,
pain-of-darkness
I might put more.
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