WTF MAN!!! Twilight is just another of those damn girly books!! Not saying I'm not girly but I'm tired fawking people asking me "Have you read twilight?"
Me: No, I'm not into that kinda stuff. I don't like Vampires,...
Them: GASP!!!
Me:...Girls who are stupid enough go near a vampire,...
Them: >:U GASP!!!
Me:....Stupid catchy books that supposedly are addicting but actually make people feel special because they read the damn book and say " I read Twilight has anybody else?!?!" And then they say "ME!!!!! Remember the part where it said -insert quote from book that I do not know because Twilight is a book where people turn into BLAND ZOMBIES!!!!-"
Them: ......Hey have you read Twilight?
Me: -_-" ....What has Twilight done to you?
Them: God nothing!!! It's just a book. I barely read books But Twilight is so....Addicting.
Okay, So say you were independant and stood out from the crowd. then you read the series and was like "OMG EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!!!" Then, someone you know walks by and you say " Hi remember me?"
Person you know: "Uhm....Sorry nope"
You: O_O Why?? I'm -insert your name- the girl who -insert your standing out expertise-
Person you know: Sorry, you kinda look like all the rest of the CRAZY PSYSCO FANGIRLS!! In the world (School)
NOT ONLY THAT,
Everybody is loving Edward. I don't get it he's an ugly guy. He has a terrible voice and personality, He DOESN"T WASH HIS HAIR, DRINKS and SMOKES 24/7!, and everyone loves him! WTF!
Besides, Most People didn't know he was on Harry Potter! >:U My Friend "Loves" Him Infact, She has been loving him since He was in the movie HARRY POTTER!!!!! -_-" So all you girl better stop acting as though you know everything about him! Because you don't!
So to sum it up, TWILIGHT IS THE WORST SERIES THAT A HUMAN CAN READ IT TURNS YOU ALL INTO MINDLESS NO GOOD FOR NOTHING PEOPLE! IT CAN RUIN YOUR GRADES! IF YOUR TAKING A TEST YOU RUSH THROUGH BECAUSE YOU WANT TO READ THE DAMN BOOK!. NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A F ON YOUR TEST! >:U SO STOP/ DON'T READ THE DAMN BOOK(S)!
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